Tam Coc

After what possibly was the worst train ride ever from Da Nang, (which was pretty snooze-ville except for this cute puppy)...

... we arrived in Ninh Binh. From Ninh Binh its a quick trip to Tam Coc the main goal of the whole train ride deal. 

Ninh Binh is a good place to drink beer by a stinky lake with questionable marine life and a lovely place to pee in bushes! Just so you know I am really good at peeing outside now...

Tam Coc was beautiful, it was misty out so the mountains look super lovely and what I think of when I think of Vietnamese mountains. There were a lot of tourist on the water but this ended up working in our favour, old fat white people are suckers and will buy useless shit that the touts want you to buy. I on the other hand, look like I have no money so they didn't jump the ship or demand I buy a Fanta... whew!

This just looked like a large pile of trees until it got close and I realized it was a boat full or men moving trees

butt

From Tam Coc it was off to Sa Pa, pretty much the goal of this entire journey North. I have been riding motorcycles and not dying! Side note look how cute this pineapple is... bless.